What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

Moonraker

What type of crossdresser are you?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?